My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
