Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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