Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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