These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So vagazzling was a success
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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