Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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