quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
