fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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