As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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