Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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