we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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