OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Randomize