Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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