What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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