they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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