talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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