Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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