it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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