remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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