her vagine was all disorganized.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Randomize
