Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
3 2 1 whiskey
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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