My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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