I don't think brook has ever known best
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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