Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
soo... how was my night?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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