i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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