Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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