On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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