just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
