I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Im just a social blackout drinker.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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