why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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