Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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