DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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