Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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