ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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