"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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