Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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