Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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