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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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