hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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