Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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