I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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