Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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