Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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