He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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