Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
We need to rekindle our bromance
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm getting married
To pizza
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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