I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
