I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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