I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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