OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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