return my video game
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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