I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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