If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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