i really wish james franco would like my vagina
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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