so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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