On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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