and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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