Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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