check it out our google latitudes are spooning
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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