I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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