He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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