If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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