I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
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